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You appreciate the little things so much more. Like white bloods cells. |
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Them vampires will leave you alone. |
| If you're African you might get on the cover of a health magazine or something. |
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Halloween costume idea: Wacky Dying Guy! |
| A good trick is to bleed on somebody's open wound. |
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I bet you can get a free drink at a gay bar. |
| Pity points. |
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When you die, a UN computer somewhere will increment a number in your honor. |
| Somewhere in Africa some monkeys are getting a real laugh out of this. |
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You don't have to worry about getting Aids. |
