I'm not a pedophile
I haven't been in quite a while
Little kids they make me smile
But I'm not a pedophile
I went to birthday parties
I dressed up like a clown
I took kids in my Volvo
And drove them out of town
It wasn't till I'd covered
My bedroom with their skin
That I decided to go to church
And repent my sin
But I'm not a pedophile
I haven't been in quite a while
Little kids they make me smile
But I'm not a pedophile
Their hair is bright and curly
Their eyes are clear and blue
They smile when you give them
A lollipop or two
I keep their angel faces
Alive in photographs
Because they're never as adorable
Once you've cut them in half
But I'm not a pedophile
I haven't been in quite a while
Little kids they make me smile
But I'm not a pedophile
All of the toys I gave them
Transformers, Barbie and Nerf
The videos we used to watch
Of Mighty Mouse and the Smurfs
But I've given that up now
With Jesus I am reborn
Now I'm a harmless bookstore owner
Selling kiddie porn
But I'm not a pedophile
I haven't been in quite a while
Little kids they make me smile
But I'm not a pedophile
No, I'm not a pedophile
I haven't been in quite a while
Little kids they make me smile
But I'm not a pedophile
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