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What's the difference between a Slav and a Croat?
I am always so hungry.
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Did you hear the one about the Frenchman?
I have subsisted on my own cuticles for seven weeks.
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Okay, so there's a priest, a rabbi, and a Jedi Knight and they're floating down the Thames, right?
My son was sterilzed by pro-bloc radicals and my elder daughter is barren.
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So Monica Lewinski had a strange look on her face, and Hilary says, "Monica, what's eating you?"
I did eat one time.
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If a Syrian, an Austrian-separatist, and a ninny goat debated Euro-centrism, who would win?
If I do not play the Chechnya National Lottery, the guard will take my knee-caps.
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Why did the Limey cross the road?
Praise be to God, someday I will die.
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